la vie sans fin

I'm allie, I'm from California.
Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians:i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians:We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians:I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.

Toy Guns - Tokyo Police Club

Rescue Song (RAC Remix) - Mr. Little Jeans

(Source: thefiveandten)

Norgaard - The Vaccines

(Source: musicstomyears)

We get on - Kate Nash

(Source: themusiclibrary, via themusiclibrary)


my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

Bummed because bummed.